If you are easily offended or closed minded, I suggest you close this right now and just walk away. Just forget you saw this. The following pages contain my opinions on the sacks of blood, fats, muscle and bone that make up the humans of today’s civilization. I am well aware that my beliefs are a far cry from perfect. But even with there many flaws and imperfections, the words written here are what I perceive to be the truth. I warn you again, if you are soft at heart or hard at head turn back while you still can. I will not apologize for any feelings that were hurt in reading this. Again, I caution you. What I will say will offend some so if you don’t want to hear it, don’t read it. I don’t give a rat’s ass about how this makes you, the reader, feel. Get over it.
Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorus, and trace amounts of other minerals; this is the chemical composition of the average human body. It has a brain fueled by blood that carries nutrients to all the cells of the body. The human body is a perfect machine. It is the human mind that is flawed. The mind is what more often then not throws a wrench in the works. It is the mind, not the body, which decides to destroy the machine by abusing drugs and alcohol. I don’t give a flying fuck what you druggies and pill popping morons think, it’s the mind that makes this choice. Other times the mind doesn’t only affect the body it inhabits, but instead destroys that of others. Think of it for a moment. Humans are the only animal that physically abuses their offspring. I have never heard of a cat beating its kitten because mama cat was not happy. Humans are also the only animals to kill out of spite. I have never seen a bird kill another bird just because it looked at him. Will this race ever evolve past primitive monkey brutality that we seem to cling to like a life rope? Honestly, how can one respect something if that thing defies respect? We do such trivial things to one another and find amusement in the insistent mistreatment of our own kind. It really is pathetic.
America is supposed to be a place where one’s quest for comfort and prosperity goes unhindered by petty things like ethnicity and sex. As a small child, I believed that everybody in the world was a good person at heart and the world was a perfect place. How naïve I was. I lived in a disillusioned fairy tale. As I grew older, the reality of this existence began to rear its ugly head. Like I said before, America is supposed to be a colorless nation. Well, apparently white is considered a color. How is it that a white child with a 3.5 GPA have to pay his own way through college but a Hispanic child with a 2.5 gets a scholarship just because (s)he is of a different skin color? I’m not being racist against Hispanic people. I have good friends who are Hispanic. This is just an example. Why is it that if a white person wants to start up a white history club at school, (s)he is automatically labeled a racist jerk when there is an entire month dedicated to black history? Again I’m not being racist again African-Americans. This is just an example of how America is sinking in its own crap.
Here is a problem that is not only seen in America, but most other first world countries. Human kind seems to be on a crash course to suicide. Ponder this. What are most of the military scientists thinking up? They are striving for bigger, more destructive and more expensive ways of to help the human race on its journey towards self-annihilation. Would it not be cheaper to just hand everybody in the country a hand gun and say “shoot yourself in the head with this,”? Will we never overcome these violent tendencies and just get the hell along? Probably not. World peace is a myth, a legend, an empty freaking dream. If countries aren’t at war with one another, its people wage a constant and petty war among each other.. Humans are nothing more then thorns in someone else’s side. It seems that we are incapable of staying out of other people’s business. We’re like thorns always in each other’s sides. One of the biggest thorns is suing. People are afraid to take responsibility for there own screw ups. It always is someone else’s fault. Someone buys a hot drink and burns themselves so they sue the franchise that sold them the drink. FYI, stupid, coffee is hot. A kid falls of the swing at the school playground and hurts his head so it must be the school’s fault. The end result is an expensive and time consuming lawsuit that results in all of the fun toys being ripped out of the playground. For you’re info, kids get hurt sometimes, it’s part of growing up. So why don’t all you sue-happy morons take care of your own crap? Stop expecting that somebody else will take care of it for you. Instead of saying “I’m gonna sue you’re ass for every penny you’re worth” when someone bumps into you, just keep walking. It’s not that big of a freaking deal. If someone says your fat, look them in the face and say something along the lines of “why do you think I care what you think you jerk?” No need to go and sue because of emotional trauma. Put on your big kid panties and deal with it.
You know what would make this world better? If we brought back corporal punishment to the class room. Nowadays, if some little crap face is being disruptive, the teacher can’t to diddle squat about it because they’re too afraid of a freaking lawsuit. When our (grand)parents were in school, if they acted up, they got a smack in the rear. Never did them any harm? You should just slap that scrawny rectal tick and be done with it instead of wasting the entire class trying to talk him/her into behaving. A good smack has never really harmed anyone. If fact, I believe that it is good to receive a good slap in the face if you deserve it.
This brings me to the topic of spankings versus child abuse. Giving your child a good swat on the butt with a belt/hand/wooden spoon is actually good for the kid in the long run. Let me tell you, if I was misbehaving, I would have until the count of three to knock it off or I’d have a tanned hide. As soon as she’d start counting, I’d jump through a stained glass window to escape. Beating your child is different from spanking. A spanking is to discipline so the kid doesn’t grow up acting like a freaking little brat who thinks the universe revolves around them. I’m so freaking sick of people claiming that corporal punishments such as slaps on the wrist are cruel and unusual. And what is the product of such thinking? A generation of spoiled, runny nosed jerk offs that couldn’t tell manners if they came up and bit them. That, my friend is the result. If your kid is acting up, don’t just stand there and say “lease use your inside voice.” Smack that little punk, let him/her cry for about fifteen minutes and it will work miracles.
One final, ranting paragraph before I take my leave. I know to those of you who were fairly pissed off at this little ranting of mine, what I’m about to say is going to sound hypocritical. If someone bumped into you or the guy at some crappy fast food place messed up your order, don’t get your knickers in a knot. Give the people a break. You don’t need to make a mountain out of a mole hill. People aren’t perfect and they make mistakes. When the clerk at the McCrappies screws up you’re order of heart attack on a bun, don’t get all up in his/her face about the mishap. Instead, think about how many freaking artery clogging hockey pucks on a bun they have to put together each day and how they might be having an off day. They do not need your crap. Most of them are barely making minimum wage and have to put up with enough swill. They don’t need nor want your two cents about doing their job. Like I said, some of you will probably find this hypocritical of me but you didn’t have to read it, unlike the unfortunate fast food people having to deal with the crap of an angry customer.
And in conclusion, humans are just stupid, ignorant, sue happy creatures that can’t stay out of one another’s faces. If you were, in any shape or form offended by this, remember that I don’t care and don’t need you’re two cents. I gave you a warning at the beginning that you might find this offensive. However, if you have anything to add that doesn’t include griping at me, feel free to do so.